Re: Ode to the Penis

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: : Ode to the Penis : : If diamonds are a girl's best friend, : : a boy's best friend is his penis. : : In this world, you can't trust most people. : : But, : : You can always trust your penis. : : You can tell it things that you can't tell anyone else. Ummmmmmm do I sense jelousy : : The Penis: : : It looks un-human, : : like a detached monster. : : What you would get if a giant, : : hairless rat mated : : with an underground blind worm, : : Fused between the thighs. : : But it is not ugly. : : The penis belongs to everyone. : : At night, : : More boys would rather : : pay respects to their penis, : : than pray to the Gods, : : in perhaps what is humankind's : : oldest ritual. : : Girls spend hours in bathrooms : : preparing themselves in the : : hopes of just one chance, : : to get one look. : : The sausage-shape, : : the size, : : The textures of fur and flesh. : : Surely, it is the penis that has inspired all : : the great sages, the knights with broadswords, : : the builders of tall skyscrapers. : : And with who else but your penis : : can one spend with-- completely at peace-- : : in your bed, on a lazy Sunday morning? : : As you slowly awaken, You see that you're already up. : : tell no one else : : but *IT* can be your : : last true friend. : : ~sweethonesty

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