Posted by cuppycake on February 14, 2001 at 01:20:44:
1. Never talk about how you get off with trab around
2. Don't scream to much the next day you will sound like a smurf
3. How to make a thong out of socks
4. When peeing outside make sure you can't be seen
5. If a drunk falls all over you take him home
6. If there is a crowd of people gathered in one spot for to long you will find xxena in the middle
7. Falling out of taxies hurt
8. While grabbing for bead at a parade watch your head
9. If there is a man on bourbon street with cowboy boot watch your feet
10. If widey wants a girl make sure her name is michelle
11. Oreo cookies (Icicle)
12. NEVER call united cab services
13. Gay bars = no bathroom doors
14. If Widey has a woman with him her name is Michelle
15. While riding Grey Hound in the words of Alli remember, Pain is mandatory - suffering is optional.