Re: Normal?


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Posted by Jezebel on June 29, 19101 at 05:55:25:

In Reply to: Re: Normal? posted by Lying Rampant on June 28, 19101 at 10:22:45:

: : : : : : : Dear Jez and Poptart
: : : : : : : I have a lot of spare time and it's true what the say about the devil making work for idle hands.
: : : : : : : What do you think is a normal number of times to masturbate daily?

: : : : : : : PS Please type your reply big!

: : : : : : As many times as you can manage without it dropping off, sweetie. Don't forget to send us some pics for our ...errr.. files.

: : : : : : As many times as I can manage without it dropping off worries me. How can I tell when I have reached the limit without doing one too many?
: : : : : Should the pics be before, during or after shots?

: : : : How about making a video? That way you don't have to concentrate on getting the pics at the right moment...whether it's about to drop off or not. Send it to: Jez and Tart Distributions, plc.
: : : : You might even be paid a small fee. Or not.
: : : : PT

: : : : How about you join me for some mixed doubles PopTart?

: : That would depend on how good your service action is, Lying Rampant.
: : PT

: :If I "get it in the net" twice in a row would that be a double fault?

If you get it in twice in a row, you'd be a lucky cunt :) J


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