Posted by PopTart on July 08, 19101 at 10:40:22:
In Reply to: Help urgently required... posted by ChunkyMonkey on July 08, 19101 at 09:33:03:
: I was recently 'SHIT' diagnosed as having 'ARSE' Tourettes Syndrome - a condition that results in spontaneous and uncontrollable outbursts of anti-social behaviour 'PISS'. Now, whilst this is positively a bonus whilst using IRC, 'WANKER' i'm finding it difficult to form 'ARSE-WANK-BASTARD' relationships. Help me 'FUCKY-DOODLE-DO' please.
You poor fucking thing, CM. What an awful twatting condition to have. Unfortunately, I can't bastard well help, so you'll have to fuck off elsewhere. Bit of a pisser eh?