Posted by Jezebel on August 01, 19101 at 05:16:22:
In Reply to: Re: Beer Goggles. posted by PopTart on July 31, 19101 at 18:31:54:
: : Often in conversation i hear people refer to 'Beer Goggles'. They seem to endow the wearer with a magical magnetism. Can you recommend the usage of these accessories and if so, where do i get them from ?
: : Are they available on the NHS ?
: Well, Mr Original...first of all, it's not the wearer that becomes endowed with a magical magnetism. It's the person you're looking at through the goggles...they suddenly become extremely attractive, and then when you wake up the next morning, you find that they've deteriorated somewhat overnight. As for recommending them, I'm a well known tee-totaller, and as such, wouldn't know. And as a nurse, I can hardly condone their availability on the NHS, even if you *are* a registered alcoholic. You'll find these goggles at your local pub, in the shape of a pint glass or beer bottle. Hope this answers your questions : ) PT
Tee-totaller? Akkkkkkk!! *coff, splutter, choke* Does anyone know CPR?? C-c-can't breeeeeeathe!