Posted by Jezebel on August 03, 19101 at 06:32:30:
In Reply to: Re: a question of timing posted by Waiting4u on August 03, 19101 at 06:28:44:
: : Jez & Poopfart,
: : I have a minor dilemma. It seems that everytime I come up with a snappy comeback to any type of sarcasm or dry wit I encounter, it is usually three or four days later, and completely out of the question to blurt into a crowded room.
: : How can I combat this? Are there classes I can take? Or can I simply call it a disability and apply for a government check?
: : Are there support groups for people who are "wit-challenged" that I can attend? And if so, what would we do? Sit and stare at each other hopefully?
: : Thanks,
: : sirina
: There really is a simple approach to this, sirina....you need to absorb wit and snappish-ness from those who are better endowed with these charms ... the best way is to select someone who has that ability (like....me) and soak up as much of that ability from him as possible. Everyone knows that Wit and charm are heavily concentrated in semen ... so lets get you swallowing!!
Is there no END to the (spurious) medical benefits of jizz??