Posted by ChunkyMonkey on August 19, 19101 at 05:25:44:
Whilst discussing with my loved one ways to spice up our sex life, it became apparent that she would like to record our exploits.
Ever one to please, i arranged for the local news crew to attend my house the night after. I even went to the expense of hiring 'extras' for the occasion.
Imagine my dismay when she began screaming and crying!!
What did i do wrong ??