Posted by ChunkyMonkey on August 19, 19101 at 05:35:28:
Recently my girlfriend intimated that she wanted to be 'shocked and surprised' during sex.
That same night, whilst on the job and just as i reached orgasm, i began shouting her sisters' name at the top of my lungs.
Imagine my confusion as she kicked me out of bed, screaming and calling me a 'two-timing bastard'.
What did i do wrong ??