Posted by Jezebel on August 19, 19101 at 05:51:05:
In Reply to: Better to give than receive.... posted by ChunkyMonkey on August 19, 19101 at 05:39:40:
: Recently my Girlfriend complained that i never gave anything. Just a few days later a gave a dose of the clap.
: Imagine my shock when she began cursing and sobbing!
: What DID i do wrong ??
Hey CM, is this a whole succession of GF's or just the one poor, long-suffering cow? What you should have done, of course, was wrap up your original...err.. gift ;) Presentation is sooo important - and wrapping comes in all sorts of colours n flavours.. so I hear. :) Nothing says love like a dick in a raincoat. Ask any flasher, he'll tell ya. Jez.