Posted by McFlap on February 07, 19102 at 00:29:29:
In Reply to: Re: Kitchen Skills posted by Jezebel on February 06, 19102 at 05:16:08:
: : Dear Poop and Jiz,
: : Where did Lady Jupiter learn to roll pastry like that? I can only see it being effective in making donuts.
: Delia Smith, eat yer heart out, eh McFlop? I have mentioned to lady jup that if she's planning any baking, I'll pass. One imagines there are many who would pay hard cash for them tho. Perhaps I should request a donation for the next bake sale? 'Lady Jup's Pastries, now with *secret* ingredient!' People are such suckers for that aristocratic connection. Watch out for Jup's new spin on that ever-popular tea-time TV show, which she's calling 'Ready, Steady, F**k'.
Perhaps a new line of Lady Jupiter kitchen utensils all interestingly packaged. They called all be named differently like instead of Fork could be Pork or instead of potato masher could be potato gasher, plate = date, etc, etc. What potential.