Posted by Jezebel on April 17, 2002 at 20:10:26:
In Reply to: Not so secretly in love posted by Dobermann on April 17, 2002 at 04:10:46:
: I have this problem. I'm madly in lust with myself, and I just can't get my girlfriend/s to accept that she has to have mirrors everywhere and she gets upset because i scream out my own name during the act. I mean I really can't help it I love myself more than anyone else and since cloning is in it's infancy I don't see that as a viable solution yet. So until it is what should I do in the mean time?
You have 2 options, Dobie One....
1) Celibacy
2) Lots of wanking
I recommend option 2 - what greater way to demonstrate self-love? ;) Then again, I'm betting you opted for that one a LONG time ago.....