Posted by Mary on July 12, 2002 at 15:27:02:
In Reply to: Swa-haaaaaan!! posted by Jebediah on July 12, 2002 at 15:17:35:
: Malachi..get your thieving hands off my woman. She churns for me, and me only...so smell my swine, you...you....unspeakable person! Anyway, my John Deere tractor is better than yours.
Jebediah,
If the elders find out you are using the tractor you will be branded a Amish traitor. Malachi is just being silly. Every member of the families has been dipping into Sara's sweet butter. Both of you men are fools! Sara is my Beoootch (forgive me father, i had an evil urge). She is churning my butter as we speak. She likes licking the butter too. Keep your oxen, your buggys and tractors.