Re: Thou is doing Strange things.

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: : : : : : : My wife Sara, who use to be so very interested in our way of life is changing. I found pink underpants in the drawer. Along with Batteries. I also found something else that has me curious. I hath no were else to turn, please help me. This "object" is pink and long. It has ripples like a mans penis. I asked Sara what it was. She told me it was a new butter churning invention. I have noticed our butter is creamier than before. Thou does not know which side my bread is to be buttered on. : : : : : : : : : : : : Your wife is lying. It's not a butter churning invention at all...it's a torch for finding your way around all those dark barns. : : : : : : : : : : Jebediah is such a pig. Last time we had relations he insisted I be silent. No Noise at all. So I traded 3 hens for my "Butter churn rod/barn light" While he is plowing the fields, I lie back and enjoy. I have wrote an Amish Haiku: : : : : : Churn, churn the butter, : : : : : Up and down and up and down. : : : : : Grab the rod and churn. : : : : : : : : : : Happy Sara : : : : Sara? You know I love it when you scream. Leave that good for nothing Jebediah and come plow with me. : : : Malachi, : : : I love the way thou plows. It makes my bonnet wet with sweat from our passionate quilting bees. : ) The secret rides in your buggy and the way you compliment me on how good I look in black. I have 4 more hens to trade for our new toy. The butter will be the sweetest thou hast ever tasted. : : Sara...you are the finest chick with a stick I evah saw...I can't WAIT for your hot churned butter on the next crop of taters, plowbaby! : : Ok...so I *borrowed* a goat from my, um, brother.... think I can trade it for one of them butter churning barn lighting sticks? (And will it make me Quaker in my boots?)

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