Posted by Waiting4U on March 04, 19102 at 15:51:19:
In Reply to: Re: Lessons posted by darc on March 04, 19102 at 14:45:12:
Ohhhhhh Andy....such STRONG hands....lol
: : As it's a well documented fact that this is the repository for all human wisdom I'd like to take a minute to share the lessons I learned this last weekend.
: : 1. If you go to a gay bar with a Canadian he'll make you pay for breakfast.
: : 2. Under no circumstances is it wise to go to a bar that doesn't serve wine.
: : 3. Always remember that people turning green and running to a toilet is a bad thing.
: : 4. Never make any references to milk if Widey's within earshot.
: : 5. Never allow Jez drink spirits.
: : 6. If you're hungry get Widey to order something you'll like. Cheapest way to eat in town.
: So you went to a gay bar with Doug did you?