Posted by darc on March 04, 19102 at 14:45:12:
In Reply to: Lessons posted by celt on March 04, 19102 at 10:42:07:
: As it's a well documented fact that this is the repository for all human wisdom I'd like to take a minute to share the lessons I learned this last weekend.
: 1. If you go to a gay bar with a Canadian he'll make you pay for breakfast.
: 2. Under no circumstances is it wise to go to a bar that doesn't serve wine.
: 3. Always remember that people turning green and running to a toilet is a bad thing.
: 4. Never make any references to milk if Widey's within earshot.
: 5. Never allow Jez drink spirits.
: 6. If you're hungry get Widey to order something you'll like. Cheapest way to eat in town.
So you went to a gay bar with Doug did you?