Posted by celt on March 04, 19102 at 10:42:07:
As it's a well documented fact that this is the repository for all human wisdom I'd like to take a minute to share the lessons I learned this last weekend.
1. If you go to a gay bar with a Canadian he'll make you pay for breakfast.
2. Under no circumstances is it wise to go to a bar that doesn't serve wine.
3. Always remember that people turning green and running to a toilet is a bad thing.
4. Never make any references to milk if Widey's within earshot.
5. Never allow Jez drink spirits.
6. If you're hungry get Widey to order something you'll like. Cheapest way to eat in town.