Posted by Malachi on July 12, 2002 at 14:48:12:
In Reply to: Re: Thou is doing Strange things. posted by Sara on July 12, 2002 at 14:38:39:
: : : My wife Sara, who use to be so very interested in our way of life is changing. I found pink underpants in the drawer. Along with Batteries. I also found something else that has me curious. I hath no were else to turn, please help me. This "object" is pink and long. It has ripples like a mans penis. I asked Sara what it was. She told me it was a new butter churning invention. I have noticed our butter is creamier than before. Thou does not know which side my bread is to be buttered on.
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: : Your wife is lying. It's not a butter churning invention at all...it's a torch for finding your way around all those dark barns.
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: Jebediah is such a pig. Last time we had relations he insisted I be silent. No Noise at all. So I traded 3 hens for my "Butter churn rod/barn light" While he is plowing the fields, I lie back and enjoy. I have wrote an Amish Haiku:
: Churn, churn the butter,
: Up and down and up and down.
: Grab the rod and churn.
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: Happy Sara
Sara? You know I love it when you scream. Leave that good for nothing Jebediah and come plow with me.