Posted by Jezebel on July 24, 2002 at 03:56:45:
In Reply to: Thou is doing Strange things. posted by Jebediah on July 12, 2002 at 14:23:16:
: My wife Sara, who use to be so very interested in our way of life is changing. I found pink underpants in the drawer. Along with Batteries. I also found something else that has me curious. I hath no were else to turn, please help me. This "object" is pink and long. It has ripples like a mans penis. I asked Sara what it was. She told me it was a new butter churning invention. I have noticed our butter is creamier than before. Thou does not know which side my bread is to be buttered on.
It's 'thou art'... ffs! You are all making me crazy with your shite efforts at olde englishe! My pedantry response is on overload.