Posted by Jebediah on July 12, 2002 at 14:23:16:
My wife Sara, who use to be so very interested in our way of life is changing. I found pink underpants in the drawer. Along with Batteries. I also found something else that has me curious. I hath no were else to turn, please help me. This "object" is pink and long. It has ripples like a mans penis. I asked Sara what it was. She told me it was a new butter churning invention. I have noticed our butter is creamier than before. Thou does not know which side my bread is to be buttered on.