Posted by HappyBunny on July 12, 2002 at 14:31:22:
In Reply to: Thou is doing Strange things. posted by Jebediah on July 12, 2002 at 14:23:16:
: My wife Sara, who use to be so very interested in our way of life is changing. I found pink underpants in the drawer. Along with Batteries. I also found something else that has me curious. I hath no were else to turn, please help me. This "object" is pink and long. It has ripples like a mans penis. I asked Sara what it was. She told me it was a new butter churning invention. I have noticed our butter is creamier than before. Thou does not know which side my bread is to be buttered on.
Your wife is lying. It's not a butter churning invention at all...it's a torch for finding your way around all those dark barns.