Posted by Krissy^Lynn on June 17, 19101 at 04:39:20:
In Reply to: Re: Doug's helpful advice posted by sirina on June 16, 19101 at 12:03:42:
: : : : : : Dear Jez,
: : : : : : How do I make the alternate personality in my body understand she *or he* needs to pick up after her *or him* self?? That bitch is one lazy fat thang! She *or he* leaves empty bread loaf wrappers and empty jars of jelly on the couch every day!
: : : : : : Thank you for all your help!
: : : : : : sirina
: : : : : I'm sorry. Nurse Ratched doesn't work here.
: : : : There is an easy solution, ....make the fatlazybitch have lots of sex with me...I'll work the inches off her ass!!
: : : : lol
: : : And that helps with the bread wrappers and jelly jars how, exactly?
: : Details details... Im working on getting laid here...who gives a fuck about the trash??
: : lol
: I have a great idea Waiting4U!! You can come over and clean up after her yourself! How do you feel about a lil french maid uniform? The stillettos are NOT optional! *ahem* And the fishnets will surely fit!
: Thanks SO MUCH Dougie!!
: sirina
Take pictures sirina or better yet flip the cam on so we can all watch!!!! *wg