Posted by Jezebel on June 17, 19101 at 05:19:57:
In Reply to: Re: Doug's helpful advice posted by Krissy^Lynn on June 17, 19101 at 04:39:20:
: : : : : : : Dear Jez,
: : : : : : : How do I make the alternate personality in my body understand she *or he* needs to pick up after her *or him* self?? That bitch is one lazy fat thang! She *or he* leaves empty bread loaf wrappers and empty jars of jelly on the couch every day!
: : : : : : : Thank you for all your help!
: : : : : : : sirina
: : : : : : I'm sorry. Nurse Ratched doesn't work here.
: : : : : There is an easy solution, ....make the fatlazybitch have lots of sex with me...I'll work the inches off her ass!!
: : : : : lol
: : : : And that helps with the bread wrappers and jelly jars how, exactly?
: : : Details details... Im working on getting laid here...who gives a fuck about the trash??
: : : lol
: : I have a great idea Waiting4U!! You can come over and clean up after her yourself! How do you feel about a lil french maid uniform? The stillettos are NOT optional! *ahem* And the fishnets will surely fit!
: : Thanks SO MUCH Dougie!!
: : sirina
: Take pictures sirina or better yet flip the cam on so we can all watch!!!! *wg
Now *that* I wanna see ;) Ahem! I mean, that would be an interesting exploration of sexual orientation/role play/humiliation/bondage(get the chains out, Sirina)/sado-masochism(and the whip)... :))) Keep us posted. I might even write this up in Pseudo Psychiatrist Weekly.